My son ran up to me and told me "It's HOT Momma."
I thought he was referring to the the humidifier which he had burnt his finger on earlier in the week and remembered it was hot.
I dismissed it and kept on cooking. He ran up to me again and said " Momma it's HOT." I thought OK I need to see if he is talking about the humidifier.
I walked into the bedroom to find............... He found the iron and plugged it in and laid it on the carpet and............ the CARPET MELTED!!
ARE YOU KIDDING ME??
MY new home! New carpet!!
He found the ONE stinkin plug that wasn't baby proofed in the whole house and plugged in the IRON!
I'm sick to my stomach!
I'm going to have to put my little monkey in a cage while I cook!
I can't even turn my back for one second without him going on an adventure!