Old Mother Hubbard | VINTAGE ROMANCE STYLE
6.05.2009

Old Mother Hubbard

Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
To get her poor doggie a bone
When she got there
The cupboard was bare
So the poor little doggie had none
Many meltdowns have been occuring lately...
There has been crying... fit throwing... lots of questions...bottle throwing...
the word "NO"... I" DONT WANT IT" and "NO THANK YOU MOMMA."
The customer at Momma's Kitchen has requested...
1. peanut butter and JELLY sandwiches.
- we're fresh out of jelly due to Baby Man attempting to get all the ingredients together for PB&J all by himself and dropping the glass jar of jelly on the tile floor. can we say shattered!
That resulting in lip curling heart breaking meltdown #1.
2. Chocolate MILK
- fresh out of MILK as of this morning... I wont be able to make Momma's specialty of homemade chocolate milk. There wont be any chocolate milk for nap time and will result in meltdown #2!
3. Oatmeal cookies
- we do not have any regular oatmeal for homemade oatmeal cookies for Baby man.
He watched Max & Ruby this morning and they were taking cookies to grandma's house... Baby Man quickly requested cookies to be like Max... No oatmeal= no cookies. Meltdown #3
4. "Roni Cheese or Wubber Cheese"
Roni Cheese= Macaroni & Cheese
Wubber Cheese= What about cheese. As in mac & cheese.
We are all out of milk so that means no RONI CHEESE! Meltdown # 4
I am in need of taking a wonderful trip to the grocery store. OH yippe.
Until then there will be many more fits!
Then apologies for throwing fits.
Old mother hubbard
went to the fridge
to get her cute little man some milk
when she got there
the fridge was bare
so the cute little man had none.
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